Category: Joke Board
17. "I CAN HAS DA NASTY WIT U?"
16. "Anonymity makes me even more handsome."
15. "Your *dot* has me anything but calm."
14. "Do you swear under penalty of perjury that you are neither employed in law enforcement nor by NBC?"
13. "Why don't you come down to my basement apartment in my mom's house and see me sometime?"
12. "I dunno. Do u *want* me 2 b 16?"
11. "I'm 13, really cute, and certainly not an undercover agent of any sort."
10. "i wud luv 2 get u ROF, even if u don't L."
9. "In cyberspace, no one can hear me scream your name."
8. "I've fully rebooted from my last relationship."
7. "Hey, my wife's going to be at some convention, any chance you could hitch a ride to Chappaqua next week?"
6. "If I said you had a beautiful port replicator, would you hold it against your camera?"
5. "My AIM says IM the one for you."
4. "My name is Misty, and I speak Klingon."
3. "I had to drop out of college because the $250,000,000 software company I started in my dorm room was taking up too much of my time. Can I buy you a
PC?"
2. "Do u like me? Text '1' for 'Yes,' '2' for 'No.'"
and the Number 1 Bad Internet Pickup Line...
1. "Hey wait, are you an FBI agent? Because that's even hotter."
Some of them I could actually see someone using and some had me laughing out loud. Oh man!
Same here. lol
lol I liked, "If I said you had a beautiful port replicator, would you hold it against your camera?". roflmao, must remember to use that one some time. grin.
Great job again Becky, hugs ya.
Simon
go becky!! nice!!
aww lol becky, just lol. my favorite was the, i fully rebooted from my last relationship. haha. grateness
rofl. "my aim says I M the one for you." roflroflroflrofl! I like